Saturday: Saeterndaeg (Saturn Roman god of fun and feasting)
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Here another Saturday night and I ain't got nobody.
I got some money 'cause I just got paid.
Now how I wish I had someone to talk to.
I'm in an awful way.
— Sam Cooke
Schoolteachers are not fully appreciated by parents until it rains all day Saturday.
— Charles E. McKenzie
What can be better than to get out a book on Saturday afternoon and thrust all mundane considerations away till next week.
— C. S. Lewis
Middle-age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.
— Ogden Nash
It's a fine line between Saturday night and Sunday morning.
— Jimmy Buffett
The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we can tell them about our own weekend.
— Chuck Palahniuk
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
— Woody Allen
My Saturday night is like a microwave burrito. Very tough to ruin something that starts out so bad to begin with.