Thursday, April 9, 2026

Masters Golf Tournament April 9, 2026

Apart from golf, it was a great week.

— Webb Simpson

If there is one thing I have learned during my years as a professional, it is that the only thing constant about golf is its inconstancy.

— Jack Nicklaus

Fairway: a narrow strip of mown grass that separates two groups of golfers looking for lost balls in the rough.

— Henry Beard

I get way more nervous playing golf in front of 500 people than being on stage in front of 20,000 people.

— Justin Timberlake

Hitting the ball is the fun part of it, but the fewer times you hit the ball the more fun you have.

— Lou Graham

Golf is a game invented by the same people who think music comes out of a bagpipe.

— Lee Trevino

Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if you're not good at them.

— Kevin Costner

I don't go out and get arrested anymore. The most extravagant thing I do these days is play golf. I'm like an old man.

— Brad Renfro

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