Monday, July 27, 2026

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Stuck years ago in a job I hated, my only friend was the public bench. As the tedious mornings dragged on, how I would long for the lunch hour….

— Tom Hodgkinson

Mmmm! Lunch and no cleanup! Can life get better? I submit that it can NOT!

— Brian Regan

TANSTAAFL: There ain't no such thing as a free lunch.

— Anon. 1930s

I wish the meeting had been as good as the lunch.

— Warren Christopher

If I could cause world peace by taking someone out to lunch, I'd go, "Well, war isn't that terrible."

— Gilbert Gottfried

I think about my mother singing after lunch on a Summer afternoon, twirling in blue dress across the floor of her dressing room.

— Audrey Niffenegger

Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.

— W. C. Fields

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